{"id":627,"date":"2018-05-16T08:38:15","date_gmt":"2018-05-16T18:38:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thecurbkaimuki.com\/2018\/05\/16\/baristas-save-pittsburgh-in-retro-side-scroller-coffee-crisis\/"},"modified":"2018-07-30T15:23:06","modified_gmt":"2018-07-31T01:23:06","slug":"baristas-save-pittsburgh-in-retro-side-scroller-coffee-crisis","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thecurbkaimuki.com\/2018\/05\/16\/baristas-save-pittsburgh-in-retro-side-scroller-coffee-crisis\/","title":{"rendered":"Baristas Save Pittsburgh In Retro Side-Scroller Coffee Crisis"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/sprudge.com\/file\/2018\/05\/CoffeeArt_1200x627-150x150.png\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" style=\"float:left;margin:0 15px 15px 0\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-133066\" src=\"http:\/\/sprudge.com\/file\/2018\/05\/CoffeeArt_1200x627.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"941\" height=\"627\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Retro video games have officially made a full-blown comeback. Nintendo has re-released NES and SNES \u201cClassic Edition\u201d game consoles, Rampage was inexplicably made into a movie somehow, and Pixels, woof. And the retro gaming craze is hitting the coffee shop with <a href=\"http:\/\/games.megacatstudios.com\/Coffee-Crisis\/\">Coffee Crisis<\/a>, a Double Dragon-style brawler. It\u2019s like coffee shop Battle Toads but not frustratingly impossible.<\/p>\n<p>As reported by <a href=\"https:\/\/thenextweb.com\/gaming\/2018\/05\/11\/coffee-crisis-is-the-best-barista-themed-brawler-youll-ever-play\/\">TNW<\/a>, Coffee Crisis is the creation of <a href=\"https:\/\/megacatstudios.com\/\">Megacat Studios<\/a> and follows the baristas of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.blackforgecoffee.com\/\">Black Forge Coffee<\/a>, an actual coffee shop in Pittsburgh\u2014the same shop <a href=\"http:\/\/wire.sprudge.com\/dumb-coffee-shop-courts-dumb-controversy-with-dumb-punch-cards\/\">we reported about last year<\/a> with the controversial punch cards\u2014as they battle aliens trying to take over the Steel City, presumably for its main natural resources: math rock and Steelers head coach Mike Tomlin. But the Smurglians\u2014the name of the race of baddies\u2014didn\u2019t know what was in store for them when they landed in the backyard of Black Forge baristas Nick and Ashley, who use unique \u201cpunches, combos, suplexes, and special attacks\u201d to pummel the Smurglians through five levels of side-scrolling glory.<\/p>\n<p>Each level is hand-drawn and draws inspiration from \u201ccity scenes across Pittsburgh,\u201d including \u201clandmarks from across the metropolis like the PNC baseball park and the Duquesne Incline railroad.\u201d True to Black Forge\u2019s occult chic form, the game\u2019s soundtrack features \u201cenergetic metal\u201d from local band <a href=\"https:\/\/greywalker.bandcamp.com\/\">Greywalker<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Coffee Crisis is available for Mac, Windows, or Linux <a href=\"https:\/\/store.steampowered.com\/app\/596380\/Coffee_Crisis\/\">on Steam<\/a> for a paltry $5.99. Or if you\u2019ve been pulled in by the undertow of the retro gaming wave, a cartridge version fully playable on the Sega Genesis and \u201cother non-emulation hardware consoles\u201d is available via the <a href=\"https:\/\/megacatstudios.com\/collections\/featured-games\/products\/coffee-crisis-sega-genesis\">game\u2019s website<\/a> for $40.<\/p>\n<\/p>\n<p>There are certainly worse ways to spend $5.99.<\/p>\n<p><em><a class=\"addbackground\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dallas_coffee\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Zac Cadwalader<\/a>\u00a0is the news editor at Sprudge Media Network and a staff writer based in Dallas.\u00a0<a class=\"addbackground\" href=\"http:\/\/sprudge.com\/author\/zac-cadwalader\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Read more Zac Cadwalader\u00a0on Sprudge<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n<p><em>*all media via Megacat Studios<\/em><\/p>\n<p>The post <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/sprudge.com\/baristas-save-pittsburgh-in-retro-side-scroller-coffee-crisis-133064.html\">Baristas Save Pittsburgh In Retro Side-Scroller Coffee Crisis<\/a> appeared first on <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/sprudge.com\">Sprudge<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Source: Coffee News<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Retro video games have officially made a full-blown comeback. Nintendo has re-released NES and SNES \u201cClassic Edition\u201d game consoles, Rampage was inexplicably made into a movie somehow, and Pixels, woof&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[39,41],"tags":[63,45,65,47,61,49,59,67,55,57],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecurbkaimuki.com\/rest\/wp\/v2\/posts\/627"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecurbkaimuki.com\/rest\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecurbkaimuki.com\/rest\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecurbkaimuki.com\/rest\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecurbkaimuki.com\/rest\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=627"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/thecurbkaimuki.com\/rest\/wp\/v2\/posts\/627\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":637,"href":"https:\/\/thecurbkaimuki.com\/rest\/wp\/v2\/posts\/627\/revisions\/637"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecurbkaimuki.com\/rest\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=627"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecurbkaimuki.com\/rest\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=627"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecurbkaimuki.com\/rest\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=627"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}