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The \u201cadd coffee to whatever bottle of booze you can find laying around your college dorm room\u201d trend at big name liquor brands\u2019 R&D facilities is still going very strong. First it was Jameson cold brew<\/a>, then PBR hard coffee<\/a>, then an alcohol-free Bailey\u2019s something or other<\/a>. Now it\u2019s J\u00e4eger. That\u2019s right, the first digestif you took a shot of and immediately regretted has announced their brand new line of cold brew coffee-infused hooch. Because sure, why not.<\/p>\n Unlike PBR\u2019s hard coffee, which doesn\u2019t taste anything like PBR at all, and Bailey\u2019s teetotaling alternative, the new J\u00e4egermeister Cold Brew Coffee<\/a> is at least reminiscent of the original product. According to their website it is made with the same \u201c56 botanicals\u201d as J\u00e4eger classic, but \u201crich Arabica coffee and notes of cacao\u201d thrown in for good measure.<\/p>\n True to traditional Ja\u00ebger consumption practices\u2014and by that I mean with all the delicacy and discretion of a frat guy who has already had five Ja\u00ebger bombs\u2014 J\u00e4egermeister Cold Brew Coffee is \u201cgeared toward shot lovers,\u201d per bro clothing front\u00a0Thrillist<\/a>, which yeah, no shit it is. \u00a0And clocking it at 66 proof, 2% lower in ABV than the original, quick frat boy logic tells me you can have like, four or five more of these and be totally fine bro, so sack up, brah.<\/p>\n[Editor\u2019s note: frat guy logic is very bad and Sprudge does not condone you use it in making any decisions ever, especially regarding alcohol or English language slang. Please drink and speak responsibly.]\n You\u2019re no doubt salivating by now at the chance of drinking a shot meant to be served so cold you can\u2019t actually taste it but with coffee in it this time<\/em>, but I have some bad news for you. You\u2019re going to have to salivate a little bit longer. J\u00e4egermeister Cold Brew Coffee won\u2019t hit the shelves until January 2020. I guess for the next four months you\u2019ll have to settle for the myriad other ways to wake up with the worst fucking hangover of your life.<\/p>\n Zac Cadwalader<\/a>\u00a0is the managing editor at Sprudge Media Network and a staff writer based in Dallas.\u00a0Read more Zac Cadwalader\u00a0on Sprudge<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n Top image via J\u00e4egermeister<\/em><\/p>\n The post Sleepy Frat Dudes Rejoice! J\u00e4egermeister Cold Brew Coffee Is A Thing Now<\/a> appeared first on Sprudge<\/a>.<\/p>\n Source: Coffee News<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The \u201cadd coffee to whatever bottle of booze you can find laying around your college dorm room\u201d trend at big name liquor brands\u2019 R&D facilities is still going very…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":2597,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[786,788,790,792,794,796,94],"tags":[63,982,45,65,872,61,59,67,55],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecurbkaimuki.com\/rest\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2596"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecurbkaimuki.com\/rest\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecurbkaimuki.com\/rest\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecurbkaimuki.com\/rest\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecurbkaimuki.com\/rest\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2596"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/thecurbkaimuki.com\/rest\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2596\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2699,"href":"https:\/\/thecurbkaimuki.com\/rest\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2596\/revisions\/2699"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecurbkaimuki.com\/rest\/wp\/v2\/media\/2597"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecurbkaimuki.com\/rest\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2596"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecurbkaimuki.com\/rest\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2596"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecurbkaimuki.com\/rest\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2596"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}