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The Polar Vortex is here, and IT. IS. COLD. Despite supplications from the simple-minded<\/a>, more global warming isn’t going to save us or make it warmer. In fact, some would argue (read: scientists and people who believe scientists) that this dangerous cold snap is actually caused by global warming. It sounds odd, I know. If it makes the earth hot, then why is it so cold, huh science? It’s all just some ivory tower conspiracy to make me putter around in a car powered by rubber bands instead of rolling coal the way God intended.<\/p>\n Winter storms don't prove that global warming isn't happening. https:\/\/t.co\/LDqfq4JH9n<\/a> pic.twitter.com\/ndmLD637Cb<\/a><\/p>\n — NOAA Climate.gov (@NOAAClimate) January 29, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n But no matter which side of the global warming hoax you fall on, we can all agree on one thing: it’s really, really cold outside. And this is especially true in Chicago, where an entire city’s coffee habit threatened by historically low temperatures<\/a>. Shops all around the Windy City are closing or operating with limited hours.<\/p>\n And because we love you and want to make sure you’re safe and not chasing a caffeine fix in vain, dear citizens of the Second City, we’ve compiled a list of Chicago cafes that maybe you shouldn’t visit today, Wednesday, January 30th, if you’re trying to find a warm cup of coffee.<\/p>\n CLOSED:<\/strong><\/p>\n Ipsento<\/a> LIMITED HOURS:<\/strong><\/p>\n Caffe Streets<\/a>: open 7:00am\u20131:00pm If you absolutely must get out to get coffee, Passion House<\/a>,\u00a04 Letter Word<\/a> and all Intelligentsia <\/a>locations are open, with the latter offering $2 off any drink with purchase of a pastry.<\/p>\n Be safe out there, y’all.<\/p>\n Zac Cadwalader<\/a>\u00a0is the managing editor at Sprudge Media Network and a staff writer based in Dallas.\u00a0Read more Zac Cadwalader\u00a0on Sprudge<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n Top image via Law.com<\/a><\/em><\/p>\n The post The Polar Vortex Has Cancelled Coffee In Chicago<\/a> appeared first on Sprudge<\/a>.<\/p>\n Source: Coffee News<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" The Polar Vortex is here, and IT. IS. COLD. Despite supplications from the simple-minded, more global warming isn’t going to save us or make it warmer. In fact, some would…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[26],"tags":[63,27,65,33,61,32,59,31,30],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecurbkaimuki.com\/rest\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1699"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecurbkaimuki.com\/rest\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecurbkaimuki.com\/rest\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecurbkaimuki.com\/rest\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecurbkaimuki.com\/rest\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1699"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thecurbkaimuki.com\/rest\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1699\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecurbkaimuki.com\/rest\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1699"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecurbkaimuki.com\/rest\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1699"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecurbkaimuki.com\/rest\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1699"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}\n
\nCaffe Umbria<\/a>
\nWormhole<\/a>
\nCup & Spoon<\/a>
\nMetric<\/a>
\nWerewolf Coffee Bar<\/a>
\nPurple Llama<\/a><\/p>\n
\nColectivo Coffee<\/a>: open\u00a08:30am\u20133:00pm<\/p>\n