{"id":1666,"date":"2019-01-17T09:41:26","date_gmt":"2019-01-17T19:41:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thecurbkaimuki.com\/2019\/01\/17\/turns-out-celebrities-also-love-coffee\/"},"modified":"2019-01-17T09:41:26","modified_gmt":"2019-01-17T19:41:26","slug":"turns-out-celebrities-also-love-coffee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thecurbkaimuki.com\/2019\/01\/17\/turns-out-celebrities-also-love-coffee\/","title":{"rendered":"Turns Out, Celebrities Also Love Coffee"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/sprudge.com\/file\/2019\/01\/celebrities-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" style=\"float:left;margin:0 15px 15px 0\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-139680\" src=\"http:\/\/sprudge.com\/file\/2019\/01\/celebrities.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1170\" height=\"780\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Yesterday we put out a cheeky little post on the <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sprudge\/status\/1085620154241695744\">Twitter<\/a> and the <a href=\"https:\/\/www.instagram.com\/stories\/sprudge\/\">Gram<\/a> asking for experiences folks had serving coffee to celebrities and what they ordered. And let me tell you, it went hashtag viral. Well, maybe not full on viral, but it was hashtag contagious at the very least.<\/p>\n<p>Work in the service industry long enough and you\u2019ll have tales of the rich and famous. I waited on Paulie Shore when he came in right as we were closing, and buuuuuuuddy can really wheez on the juice. All-time rush yards leader Emmitt Smith once stiffed me on a tip. An unnamed guitar virtuoso came into a coffee shop and definitely didn\u2019t not do cocaine in the bathroom while a member of his backing band told another barista his instrument was the \u201cskin flute.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Celebrities, they\u2019re just like us! And really, they are the greatest expressions of the human condition. With all that money, they can act exactly as they feel without regard for anything else around them or fear of consequence. They are the worst of us because they are the truest of us; they are humans in their final form.<\/p>\n<p>But like all of humanity, celebrities are not a monolith. Many are actually quite pleasant and have completely normal interactions with the less well-known. Thanks to the outpouring on Twitter, we&#8217;ve put together some of our favorite responses, none of which involve celebrities being on their more-celebrity-ish behavior.<\/p>\n<p>Look at this list of nobodies. Only one of them has ever been president.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Jack White <br \/>Chris Pine<br \/>Wiley Dufresne<br \/>Naomi Campbell&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;and some guy named Barack.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Spro Spro Def (@NoWaveCoffee) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NoWaveCoffee\/status\/1085758579456557058?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 17, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Ben Folds &#8211; decaf <br \/>Kip Winger &#8211; straight black coffee<br \/>Keith Urban &#8211; shot in the dark<br \/>Nicole Kidman &#8211; espresso and skim milk foam filling an 8 oz cup<br \/>Slug from Atmosphere &#8211; &quot;is 16 oz your biggest size?&quot; &quot;yes&quot; *slug walks away wordlessly*<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Constable Sprodo (@SproBeforeBros) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SproBeforeBros\/status\/1085720424456040448?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 17, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Nicole contains multitudes.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Flat White to Nicole Kidman and a Peppermint Tea to Cate Blanchett.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Michel Auki (@auki) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/auki\/status\/1085884131605532672?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 17, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>How of much Sam Elliott&#8217;s cappuccino do you think he actually gets to drink and how much is lost in his mustache?<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Made John Cleese a siphon <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/baristapdx?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@baristapdx<\/a> way way back, and he was a loveable smartass. Sam Elliott loves his cappuccino. And Chris Thile came back to tell me his macchiato was good. Those were all neat.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Daniel (@muglife) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/muglife\/status\/1085736428384866305?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 17, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Frances McDormand ordered capps for about a week while she was doing a show in town. She made herself a regular and would chat us up before meeting friends or reading a book.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; medium grindage (@MaximumGrindage) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MaximumGrindage\/status\/1085708223892471809?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 17, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>All is full of glug.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Made a cappuccino and two double espresso for Bj\u00f6rk. She nailed em all in less than an hour<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; baby rosalina (@rosolotl) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/rosolotl\/status\/1085662736346804224?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 16, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Breathtaking.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Does everyone really want to hear my Air Supply story again? Yes. You read that right. AIR SUPPLY. I shall never forget it. (Also Crystal Gayle)<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Trish Rothgeb (@trishrothgeb) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/trishrothgeb\/status\/1085710700998094848?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 17, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Someone introduce him to <a href=\"https:\/\/sprudge.com\/ice-t-having-his-first-coffee-is-all-of-us-having-our-first-coffee-139127.html\">Ice-T<\/a>.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I made Flea an iced almond milk latte. He told me it was the first coffee of his life. He was really excited about it, but to be fair, I think he&#039;s really excited about everything.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Josh Rank (@I_am_josh_rank) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/I_am_josh_rank\/status\/1085638272544473088?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 16, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>More Like Leonardo DeuxCappuccino.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">yeah&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LeoDiCaprio?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@LeoDiCaprio<\/a> not one, but two cappuccinos at the <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheBreslin?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@TheBreslin<\/a> in the <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/acehotel?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">@acehotel<\/a> i wasn\u2019t allowed to hand it to him directly <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/s.w.org\/images\/core\/emoji\/11\/72x72\/1f620.png\" alt=\"\ud83d\ude20\" class=\"wp-smiley\" style=\"height: 1em;max-height: 1em\" \/> his assistant would slide it over to him <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/s.w.org\/images\/core\/emoji\/11\/72x72\/1f621.png\" alt=\"\ud83d\ude21\" class=\"wp-smiley\" style=\"height: 1em;max-height: 1em\" \/> and he was smoking an e-cigarette <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/s.w.org\/images\/core\/emoji\/11\/72x72\/1f92c.png\" alt=\"\ud83e\udd2c\" class=\"wp-smiley\" style=\"height: 1em;max-height: 1em\" \/> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/celebritycoffeeorder?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#celebritycoffeeorder<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; drip coffee makers (@dripcoffeenyc) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dripcoffeenyc\/status\/1085934902019805184?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 17, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>This is not what I would expect <a href=\"http:\/\/homemovies.wikia.com\/wiki\/Coach_John_McGuirk\">Coach McGuirk<\/a> to order.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Kristin Wiig &#8211; hemp cortado<br \/>H. Jon Benjamin &#8211; decaf skim iced latte<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Matty B. (@matchewbie) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/matchewbie\/status\/1085918980341149696?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 17, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Can we talk about how maybe Victor should have been asking for HER autograph?<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">The guy who played Victor in Breaking Bad was a Cartel Sky Harbor regular and ordered pour overs<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Michelle Johnson (@meeshal) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/meeshal\/status\/1085783743367794688?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 17, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>And of course, no list of celebrity encounters would be complete without&#8230;<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">In what may be the peak of my professional coffee career, I served a caffe latte to Janet Jackson. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/celebritycoffeeorder?src=hash&amp;ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">#celebritycoffeeorder<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Peter Giuliano (@PeterGiuliano) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PeterGiuliano\/status\/1085784774134956032?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 17, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>and<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">I once made Snoop a Mocha.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; James Hoffmann (@jimseven) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jimseven\/status\/1085848813829533696?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">January 17, 2019<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Do you have any celebrity encounters? We want to hear about them. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sprudge\/status\/1085620154241695744\">Head over to Twitter and sound off<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p><em><a class=\"addbackground\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dallas_coffee\">Zac Cadwalader<\/a>\u00a0is the managing editor at Sprudge Media Network and a staff writer based in Dallas.\u00a0<a class=\"addbackground\" href=\"http:\/\/sprudge.com\/author\/zac-cadwalader\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noreferrer noopener\">Read more Zac Cadwalader\u00a0on Sprudge<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>The post <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/sprudge.com\/turns-out-celebrities-also-love-coffee-139665.html\">Turns Out, Celebrities Also Love Coffee<\/a> appeared first on <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/sprudge.com\">Sprudge<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Source: Coffee News<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday we put out a cheeky little post on the Twitter and the Gram asking for experiences folks had serving coffee to celebrities and what they ordered. 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