{"id":1619,"date":"2018-12-20T09:00:12","date_gmt":"2018-12-20T19:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/thecurbkaimuki.com\/2018\/12\/20\/ice-t-having-his-first-coffee-is-all-of-us-having-our-first-coffee\/"},"modified":"2018-12-20T09:00:12","modified_gmt":"2018-12-20T19:00:12","slug":"ice-t-having-his-first-coffee-is-all-of-us-having-our-first-coffee","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/thecurbkaimuki.com\/2018\/12\/20\/ice-t-having-his-first-coffee-is-all-of-us-having-our-first-coffee\/","title":{"rendered":"Ice-T Having His First Coffee Is All Of Us Having Our First Coffee"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" src=\"http:\/\/sprudge.com\/file\/2018\/12\/ice-t-coffee-150x150.jpg\" class=\"attachment-thumbnail size-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" style=\"float:left;margin:0 15px 15px 0\" \/><\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-139130\" src=\"http:\/\/sprudge.com\/file\/2018\/12\/ice-t-coffee.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"1170\" height=\"780\" \/><\/p>\n<p>We\u2019re a little late to this whole \u201cIce-T tries coffee for the first time\u201d party, but now that we\u2019re here, we don\u2019t want to leave. The original video by <a href=\"https:\/\/site.coffeemeetsbagel.com\/\">Coffee Meets Bagel<\/a>\u2014the dating app who put the rapper-turned-actor up to the challenge\u2014was posted a month ago, but Ice-T\u2019s reaction to his first sip is so pure it bears bringing back up. He is all of us at the start of our coffee journey.<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"width: 0px;overflow: hidden;line-height: 0\" class=\"mce_SELRES_start\">\ufeff<\/span><\/p>\n<p>For his first ever taste of coffee in his 60 years on this earth, Ice-T does the unadvisable thing and dives straight into coffee by taking it black. No cream, no sugar. I say \u201cunadvisable\u201d because this is how I had my first taste of coffee as well, though mine came at a much younger age, when I thought I would be a \u201cbig kid\u201d if I took a pull off of Mom\u2019s morning cuppa. It went about as well as expected.<\/p>\n<p>So what was Ice\u2019s response to his maiden coffee voyage? \u201cIt tastes like water, with something\u2026 another taste kicked in later,\u201c a phrase that is now the gold standard against which all Brewers Cup flavor calls will be judged.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cI can tell you this\u2019ll pretty much be the last time I drink black coffee.\u201d<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Remember when Ice-T said he&#039;s never had coffee? Well&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/ihhGg98wwP\">pic.twitter.com\/ihhGg98wwP<\/a><\/p>\n<p>&mdash; BuzzFeed (@BuzzFeed) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BuzzFeed\/status\/1073944030298411014?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">December 15, 2018<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p>Were that the end of the story, though, there would be no story; a guy whose name bears a striking resemblance to a non-coffee beverage not drinking a coffee beverage hardly makes the editorial cut. But a second video, this one released by <a href=\"https:\/\/www.buzzfeed.com\/joshuagmoradel\/ice-t-trying-coffee-never-had-buzzfeed-exclusive-video\">BuzzFeed<\/a>, finds Ice making the second step in the journey: \u201c[putting] some shit in it.\u201d The shit, of course, being cream\u2014<em>which<\/em> <em>he has also never had before!?!<\/em>\u2014and sugar. Sugar alone didn\u2019t quite turn him into a coffee drinker but the magical alchemy of cream and sugar gives Ice-T (and all of us by proxy, really) that special moment of realization\u2014seen in the in Buzzfeed video at around the 1:20 mark\u2014one which we all know so well, that coffee in the right circumstances can be pretty, pretty, pretty good.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cCoffee, sugar, and cream: not bad.\u201d<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" loading=\"lazy\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-139147\" src=\"http:\/\/sprudge.com\/file\/2018\/12\/image-1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"552\" height=\"378\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Don\u2019t be surprised if Sargent Fin Tutuola starts appearing in Law and Order: SVU episodes with increasingly smaller coffee cups: first a 20oz Starbucks cup with a little whip on top, then a 12oz no whip, next maybe a 6oz cappuccino, until finally Tutuola is walking around crime scenes with his own demitasse (because he knows espresso to-go is a cardinal sin but there are perps to be caught).<\/p>\n<p>Or maybe not. Either way, we\u2019ll always have this video. It\u2019s the pure wholesomeness (and a few curses) that the coffee world needs right now.<\/p>\n<p><em><a class=\"addbackground\" href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dallas_coffee\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Zac Cadwalader<\/a>\u00a0is the news editor at Sprudge Media Network and a staff writer based in Dallas.\u00a0<a class=\"addbackground\" href=\"http:\/\/sprudge.com\/author\/zac-cadwalader\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">Read more Zac Cadwalader\u00a0on Sprudge<\/a>.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>The post <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/sprudge.com\/ice-t-having-his-first-coffee-is-all-of-us-having-our-first-coffee-139127.html\">Ice-T Having His First Coffee Is All Of Us Having Our First Coffee<\/a> appeared first on <a rel=\"nofollow\" href=\"http:\/\/sprudge.com\">Sprudge<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Source: Coffee News<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>We\u2019re a little late to this whole \u201cIce-T tries coffee for the first time\u201d party, but now that we\u2019re here, we don\u2019t want to leave. The original video by Coffee&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[26],"tags":[63,27,65,33,61,32,59,31,30],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecurbkaimuki.com\/rest\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1619"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecurbkaimuki.com\/rest\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecurbkaimuki.com\/rest\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecurbkaimuki.com\/rest\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecurbkaimuki.com\/rest\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1619"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/thecurbkaimuki.com\/rest\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1619\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/thecurbkaimuki.com\/rest\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1619"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecurbkaimuki.com\/rest\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1619"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/thecurbkaimuki.com\/rest\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1619"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}